TIFU by asking my husband about Pokemon
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Okay, so this happened a few days ago, of course. My husband and I were in bed at night, and I was feeling pretty horny, so I definitely wanted to have sex. We were cuddling and talking and stuff, and in an attempt at being sexy, I asked him how his pokemon campaign was going.

So a bit of background, he's currently playing Heartgold doing the Nuzlocke challenge. It's when you play through the game but when your pokemon die, they're actually dead. Or something like that? He's been talking to me about it nonstop.

Okay, so back to the story, I was trying to be sexy by asking him how his Nuzlocke challenge was going because I thought he'd think "ooh, she cares about my Pokemon endeavors, that's so sexy."

Anyway, he answered my question... For a long time... We did not have sex that night.

TL;DR TIFU by asking my husband about his pokemon campaign so that he would have sex with me, but he didn't.

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[I looked at the other comments and melted from the sheer CANCER RADIATION. Reddit is bad for your health. Now my skin is flaking off.]

Jan 2021