"chow time at mcdonald's"
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Anonymous 10/10/20(Sat)14:56:39 No.6977627▶

    >>6977615
    >Be Jocko
    >Be 1430
    >Chow time
    >Drive to McDonald's
    >Park truck
    >Step outside
    >Salute the restaurant's flag
    >Order wife to stand by in the bed while manning the turret
    >Go inside
    >African Americans blaring music
    >Their children running rampant around the venue
    >Wet floor signs everywhere
    >GOOD
    >Enter line
    >Behind a Latino male
    >See grease in his hair
    >Assaulted by flashbacks of afghani translator KIA
    >Training kicks in
    >Funeral detail
    >Raise hands in trumpet position
    >Raspberry Taps
    >Restaurant ceases to move and begins to stare at me
    >Latino man turns and ask if I'm okay
    >Those were my translator's last words
    >Fight back tears
    >Seals don't cry
    >Finish Taps
    >Stand at attention
    >Restaurant resumes business
    >See african american man give the worst goddamned salute I've ever seen
    >He has disrespected a superior officer
    >WHO IS YOUR COMMANDER
    >He stands dumbfounded
    >I shake my head, he is obviously air force.
    >WHO IS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER
    >Feel a hand on my soldier
    >Seal training kicks in
    >Flip him and place him face down in knee-neck pin
    >It's the manager
    >He begins saying "I CAN'T LEAD, I CAN'T LEAD"
    >GOOD
    >Inform him that I will provide training
    >Leave
    >Return in dress blues
    >LEAD BY EXAMPLE
    >Take point in register
    >Customer approaches
    >Initiate contact
    >They order
    >WRONG
    >They are taken aback
    >They order again
    >WRONG
    >They are noticeably obese
    >They exclaim that they won't order then
    >GOOD
    >DISCIPLINE IS FREEDOM
    >Continue this process for next six hours
    >Give the manager a firm handshake and look him dead in the eye
    >He weeps with gratitude
    >Order a water
    >Exit the store
    >Wife asks for a drink
    >Tell her she should've opened her mouth while it was raining.
    >Leave

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idk if this is a pasta, i mighta seen it around...
it's more believable than grandpa nam thathappends though.