>> Anonymous 12/30/20(Wed)07:33:03 No.27195254▶>>27195875 >>27195179 >Christmas music from another room "Report: a form of Supercontext ascension for a planet of worthy sapients. basically, what happens is that everyone on the planet suddenly begins to hear "Christmas music from another room" - music they can't quite make out, but swells with heartache. sometimes you can hear the muffled voices of your loved ones, old friends and even pets; someone cooking the meals of your childhood, occasionally even playing the music your parents first danced to. as if your personal afterlife became a surprise party waiting in the next room. a great reward for long-suffering civilizations. it gives us immense joy to administer these scenarios when they must happen. it fills us to know the inhabitants of a world are returned to the arms of their dead. what a sight it is to see someone's face light up when they hear a voice they thought they would never hear again."