NOT Sword Fighter Super "Cheerleeder" of Slapfights True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 22, 2020 #872 Homoerotic Cougar-kun said: I just taught my boss how to use Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. He had been manually entering in shipping lists from company missives. What the actual fuck. I remember seeing "Unfriended", and the thing that pissed me off most about that movie was that none of those shithead kids knew how to use keyboard shortcuts. I mean, I know it was being used for dramatic effect, but it still annoyed the fuck out of me. So here's my story: Myself and a bunch of my coworkers we very upset that management was forcing us to work every third weekend instead of once a month like we always did, so we complained high enough up that we got a sit down meeting with upper management. Of course in addition to the reason we were there, we brought up a bunch of other issues, both major and minor. One issue we brought up was about us expecting to be on call until 4:00am because driving when you're tired can be dangerous as each of us had an example of a time when we knew we were too tired to be behind the wheel. We each have different methods to jolt us back awake: I keep a small bottle of hot sauce in my side door for drinking, I have a giant fucking bottle of niacin in my center console, as well as some Nicorette gum (I don't smoke so it will really wake me the fuck up if I need it). Anyway after listening to all our gripes about our personal safety for driving while exhausted/tired as well as extreme weather conditions our idiot HR manager said "Well, that's what insurance is for". Now I might be willing to give her the benefits of the doubt that maybe she thought our concern was for our vehicles although that would mean she really wasn't paying attention, but we all took that as 'we don't give a shit about you and you're all replaceable'. Which I've since found out is definitely NOT TRUE because a coworker of mine was caught drunk driving while not working and had his license suspended. Rather than firing him like you would expect, my company was so desperate for employees that they fucking hired somebody to drive him around until he managed to get his license back! Granted, I wasn't supposed to know about that, but a manager accidentally let it slip around me, which ended up making a bunch of other weird things about this guy make sense. I guess the good thing about all that is I would basically have to kill somebody to lose my job, so I guess that's good. The company I work for sucks and is so exceptional they can't even make it convincingly look like they give a shit about their employees. ===== rcvrd jan 2021