Dec 8, 2018

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I picked up part time work in a deli run by a sweet older couple. Bless their hearts, they're the absolute best. Pay under the table and they let me keep any cash a customer hands me for tips.


But that's not the horrible thing. My town is home to a JW mission hall, a mormon temple, and like three evangelist churches. I don't mean evangelist in the "garden variety baptists" way either. I mean the "will ambush you on the street and threaten you with hell if you don't follow Jesus" type. So my customer base can sometimes be a bit weird. Lately I've heard from other retail workers in the area that someone has been leaving around those fake 20s with Ray Comfort style evangelist malarkey on the inside. The Mobil station down the street has a sign declaring that being caught leaving them around will result in being banned from the premises.

So the other day I made a church group a pile of sandwiches. Like, 50+ dollars in sandwiches. And the guy who paid hands me a 5 as a tip. It disappears into my apron, because there's a line, and I get to work on the next customer's order. It took me about ten minutes to get through the line and discover that the 5 was a bunch of evangelist crap. I was genuinely steamed since if they're passing them out to non tipped workers, that means they're passing them out to tipped workers as well. And lets face it, passing out fake tips makes you an asshole like no tomorrow.

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file from Nov 2019
recovered Jan 2021

Real Christians don't act this way. This is how "goats who think they are sheep", or "tares who think they are wheat" behave.