Anonymous 09/06/20(Sun)09:31:00 No.26083015▶>>26083092

    this is just a black market designer animal that escaped. rich elite go to genetic engineering firms to create things like this all the time. when one escapes and makes the news they just claim its always been around and then memory hole the story. its really effective because people have been made wage slaves and most are too worried about making next months rent than remembering what animals exist and what animals don't. I actually helped design this animal at an underground genetics facility located just outside of a remote mountain village in South Africa. This one was named Birly and was named by the 6 year old grand daughter of a Russian oligarch. She had drawn the picture of this animal from her imagination when she was 5 and desperately wanted one for her birthday. The patron of the animal payed a small kings ransom for us to design and incubate this entity. 7 of the initial embryos died 4 weeks into the gestation, 4 made it to the end and were birthed from their growth tubes. Unfortunatly 2 where malformed, one with most of its organs falling out of a small hole on its flank where the animal just seemed to be inverted inside out. It cried out in pain almost from its first waking moments. It was put out of its misery after it was logged for further study. The other malformed entity was ok physically but had red and blue stripes instead of the white ones that the little girl drew. We tried to find a buyer who would use could use this animal but we had no luck. We even put a bid out to the underground bestiality groups who sometimes create designer animals to engage in acts with, but there were no takers so the animal was put down.

    The other two were perfect in every way. One went to the family and the little girl was delighted.

Anonymous 09/06/20(Sun)09:46:37 No.26083092▶

    >>26083015
    The Russian oligarch was very happy and said he would pass around our business cards at all his globalist meetups next year because he knew lots of elites that would enjoy the novelty of owning an animal that the plebeians of the world did not even know existed. That and the underground bestiality circuit is super popular among them. we often get requests already from them for donkey's with freakishly large penises or sheep with upwards of 4 vaginas for group play. It is the staple of our industry. but unfortunately that never happened because of Covid-19. We were going to keep the other specimen as a backup in case the one we gave to the Russian family died. It is really common for these genetically altered animals to have organ failure and other issues. But because of Covid-19, we had to lay off so much staff because the elite don't have the tax payers money to use anymore, it's all going to unemployment and housing protection. Anyways, to make a long story short, the second animal slipped out of its pen and somehow jumped up a 200 meter vertical shaft carved in the mountain we are in. Insane, some of these animals get crazy ass powers from the genetic splicing they do. So yes, its one of ours, sorry about that. You are not crazy or in another dimension, its just a black market genetically modified animal. But seriously, if you see this animal anywhere stay very far away from it. If you can't get away from it or have the need to see it for yourself, If you can get behind an object made of lead that is at least 2 feet in thickness that needs to be painted with blue and red checkered pattern, that would be best. Do not make any noise, do not stare directly in it's eyes, do not make any sudden movements, do not eat any kind of shell fish or European cheeses for 7 days prior, and mark yourself with the blood of a clean animal across your face, chest, backs of your hands, and tops of you feet. If you do this, you should be fine.