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Red & Blue Lodges

This is an interesting one... You'll notice most people can generally be easily divided into two camps. A common saying is, "there are TWO KINDS of people". People can be divided into two groups, in many different ways. Humans vs P-Zombies. Male skeletons and Female skeletons. People in the CClub, people not in the CClub.

Red Lodge

• Conservative, Republican
• "Rednecks", southern USA
• Talk about "the Bible" a lot, but vaguely. and incorrectly. Like they don't know its actual contents.
• Church, community, barbecues.
• Clannish, generally mistrustful of "outsiders".
• Guns, vehicles, chainsaws, machinery, trucks, small airplanes
• Extremely reactionary to anything "new" and "different", hate change
• Emphasis on "family values" (??), family trades & businesses, workshops, physical skills, trade secrets not taught in school but guarded by families
• Beardos and hardass Tradstrats
• Socioeconomic classes vary, but many are poorer. A few are rich, but there are more poor Red-Lodgers than poor Blue-Lodgers.
• Not terribly concerned with "looking good or smart". Content to just look crude and brash, doesn't try to impress anyone.
• More likely to raise livestock and have mutt pets. Larger dogs are preferred.
• Hunting camp, going fishing
• If tattooed, the tats are more "RIP deadkid" and plain navy colored.

Blue Lodge

• Liberal / Progressive, Democrat
• "Hipsters", northern USA
• Atheistic or alternate-woowoo spiritualities. Like crystals and UFOs.
• Terrified of guns and want them banned
• Like bicycles, or flexing with a fancy car. Variable here.
• Abhor a lack of change, eagerly promote large changes in society.
• Emphasis on virtue signaling, looking "smart", academia, pushing whatever flavor of the month agenda
• Weenie beardos and fat, dangerhaired, tattooed castrati screeching about "patriarchy"
• I can't enough stress the virtue signaling, it's all they ever talk about...
• More likely to be rich enough to employ maids and buy services. Blue-Lodgers are inexplicably super wealthy, nearly all of them are very rich.
• Deeply insecure, desperately trying to "please everybody", except the Red-Lodgers they bash on, because they're competing for the same "niche". Red and Blue really hate each other. Blue-Lodgers may say "eeevil white cis males", but they mean Red-Lodgers in particular. Nearly all Blue-Lodgers are white. Nonwhites may vote Democrat for economic reasons, without actually holding Democrat / Blue-Lodge values for their own lives. Separation of votes and intentions.
• More likely to be vegan. Usually to virtue-signal, not because of values.
• Blue-Lodgers seem to come in "lawful"/"orderly" types, and "chaotic" types. Interesting...
• Prefer overbred "designer dogs", preferring pomeranians and other tiny breeds whose organs grow too big. What, not gonna get a rescue mutt? Gonna support puppy mills and inbreeding, and not save a good dog from the Big Sleep? Nice "values".
• Tendency towards abstract art, being "artsy". Actual skill levels may vary.
• Somewhat more likely to get "artsy" and decorative tattooes

Normal People

• Politics is a sham
• Have actual values and integrity, don't try to impress vapid jerks
• Don't care about whatever IRL thread-sliding the "news" is pushing, they just live their lives
• Don't worry about labeling themselves, or marking themselves, or anything like that.
• No self-vandalism and mutilation

Consider: Thirty-Three Orange Club

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