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Hot climate plants tend to have large, lush fruits and lovely flowers, whereas cold climate plants are pretty much worthless except for their wood. Cold-land plants barely bear fruit or tubers, most are awful to eat. Hot climates have plants of all kinds and properties, including psychedelic ones. "Cold land plants" worth ANYTHING, have to be imported and grown in hothouses. They can't even live outside.

Okay, perhaps cold forests aren't "worthless", they produce DMT which is why cool fairy weird stuff is innawoods, because plant DMT... But yeah, have fun trying to eat a tree or pick any red berries that are bigger than your thumbnail.

Ever wondered why inbreeding wasn't a problem in Eden or immediately post-Flood? Well, here's a theory.

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This ties in with uhh life in the physical realm, I suppose, and look at the bonkers outrageous stuff I already put on the "evolution" page. If we get toooo crazy and say toooo much, we can get silenced, censored, and we don't want that. So I'm gonna tone down the frothing rage, and just put it plain.

Here we are today. There are many types of plants and animals, and many hoax ones that you'll only see in media or in a zoo or hoaxable setting, where they can tell you a lightshow in an aquarium is a "real fish". There are rabbits who have tons of babies, and big mooses that only have a calf or two at a time. There are small predators that have litters, and big predators that only have two children at a time.

There are people who are completely and utterly obsessed with ass, nothing but ass, that's it. Not interested in faces, and all they want from boobs is for the boobs to look like asses. They do doggy style. (Vagina opens to the rear)

There are also people who want a meaningful bond with someone they're serious about. They want to look at the FACE. Gaze into each other's eyes. Have a meaningful connection. They want one partner, and loyalty. They'll also make eye contact and see each other's faces when they do missionary position. (Vagina opens to the front)

We'll call the "doggy style" people "r" (lowercase), and the "missionary style" people "K" (uppercase).

You'll notice things come in clusters, waves, patterns, trends. People come in types, and they're all very similar to each other.

r traits:

• Early puberty, very early sexualization. Will hit puberty age 8-9 and probably get teen pregnant at 14.
• Immediate attention whore, desperately does anything for attention. anything. ANYTHING.
• Impulsive behavior, tends to get hyperfocused on SHORT TERM goals. Long term? hahahaha get outta here ahahaha you kiddin
• IMPATIENT
• Massive egos, unwarranted self-importance, blindly assumes they're a big deal
• no impulse control, can't stay focused for very long
• Ages rapidly much, MUCH earlier than K people. Age 40, r's look like they're gonna die anytime soon.
• Grows fast, sloppy and asymmetrical, dies really fast.
• Able to get pregnant easily, more likely to have twins, babies are born more developed immediately than K babies, however r babies are more likely to suddenly "terminal error" (like that actually does happen, or it could be a cover for murder)
• Parents more likely to rashly engage in infanticide because they're mad
• can't press the "no impulse control" and "quick to rage" thing, enough.
• Doesn't feel fear that much. Or shame. No fear, no shame.
• Small cranium, smaller eyes.
• More self-confidence, no matter what. NOTHING will get them down.

K traits:

• Late puberty, delayed sexualization, modesty.
• Feels fear and shame a lot.
• Egotism varies, some can reeeaaallly get huge egoes. K tends to be more modest. Generally.
• Grows very slowly, high symmetry. Smarter, able to delay gratification.
• DELAYS GRATIFICATION! very important! Long-term thinking, future consideration!
• Generally slower to anger, depends on what's going on. More patient.
• Pregnancy takes longer, baby is born underdeveloped, but also sturdy and high survival rates.
• Large cranium, symmetrical, inquisitive, big eyes. (Bigger eyes need bigger brains to operate)
• Very slow growth, will lag behind r's in terms of development, but will live for a very, very long time.
• Either less likely to commit murder, or more able to cover their tracks. Evil K people are CRAFTY.
• Multi-branch thinking
• Tends to be overly concerned with the opinions of others, or personal belongings. More likely to be materialist or image-concerned.

Uhhhh you ask yourself what environments r or K organisms come from. You do that thinking yourselves, I'm done here. No one wants to talk about this one, either. Goodness or evilness doesn't come up in these lists, because that's a separate thing. There are good or evil spirits, and the animated clay wetware, uh... some meatsuits are better than others, but it's what you do with the meatsuit that counts. At the end of the day, personal choice is the supreme dictator of where your life goes.