Archives/ FPH Oct 2014

Archives/ FPH October 2014

Under Construction; will be frequently rearranged

(still curating the materials) FPH really did have a lot of stalker types, same with KF. FPH was a place to blow off steam and express frustrations and lamentations, and of course, because FPH criticized bucket crabs with atrocious lifestyles and toxic minds, FPH kept being banned, purged, and its members kept scattering around and being continually chased off. Some were just fetishists in denial, some were psychos, many were sensible, many were perfectly nice people. Mixed bag community.

I haven't even read these old things in that long. 5 years, somewhere around that length. Time's really sped up exponentially.

IDK if it was my limited perceptions at the time (early 2010s was one of the worst times in my life, I was all sorts of lost and confused), but there seemed to have been a "zeitgeist" when Tumblr was at max popularity. There's quite a lot of discussion material in here so far. Not all discussions are good, so I'll take the good stuff.

As for the stuff I won't bother with but looked at, much of it was deeply insecure and overcompensating from all sides. Some "shitlords", as the FPHers called themselves, were the tryhard kind. Those ones were probably fetishists. Gonna note, FPH's "culture" had a bit of a bumpy ride during its life. When they moved to Voat, things got... weird. But that part comes later. I better make a page about Voat and the like.

The Tumblrites, nicknamed after outer space crap by the Shitlords, also were a mixed bag, ranging in attitude and personal security. Some took dozens of selfies each day, with self-affirming "im a plus sized setsy gawdess of stretchmarks and wobbles", and they're slathered in makeup, tacky outfits, and have vandalized skin on top of the vandalism that is obesity.

Others were more confident and enjoyed being hated on. It's fair to say, if you could consider those "fights", there were times when the fatties would win. For those ones, any attention, any at all, was validating.

FPH's mod team was notably based. They came down hard on any bigotry outside of bashing on fatsos, and their hammer of topicness spared no one. They had to be brutal with eliminating the "they'd be pretty if ___", because it's like with furries and bronies. "There goes the neighborhood". (Yes I know where that phrase comes from... uhhhhh). But yeah, you have a forum, right? It's 10 normal people, yeah? Then one furry/brony comes in. Then he brings his friends. Then they start doing what bronies/furries do best. Then more come in. The furs/cloppers get more brazen and obnoxious. The normal people leave. More degenerates come in. You gotta smash every single furry/brony you see, or you'll have a "there goes the neighborhood" situation.

Some bronies regret being such morons, and good. But some bronies are terminally brone, and there's no cure except for the ban hammer of GTFO.

Same can be said for any other kind of undesired user.

Upon reviewing the material ~5y later and with a vastly different mindset than before, I decided to only host the ones that deserve it. Some FPHers of the psycho variety, would go out of their way to stalk, take creepshots in public, and bother people just to get fake internet points. Some targets of theirs didn't deserve harrassment. But a few did. The innocent ones will just have their internet stuff faded away. The bad ones will be enjoyed by current day gawkers... Considering how many bad ones are probably dead, this might be the only legacy they get.

Also the selfie tumblr blogposts with "yaay im such a gawdess xoxox *sparklez*" are boring and samey, so they won't be included, unless there's something funny in there.

Funny pictures have to be posted, sorry I don't make the rules. It's like with a cursed youtube video, you just gotta send it to 10 other people (idk what happens if you don't... uhhh, nagging guilt??), and funny pictures are "cursed" in the same way. Gotta send 'em along.